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What's New?

New page added Animal Fights. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

I decided to add a Games page. At the moment there's some links to some really good free games, not just flash or java games but some really big online multiplayer games like Americas Army. I hope to make a few of my own but I haven't got round to watching the Flash tutorials yet.

Polls are working again, so is the Guestbook, so leave some fucking messages please, even if it's just to call me a wanker.

New HIV woman added to the Who's the Biggest Cunt? page. This one is a real, real fucking bitch!!

Having a Nightmare

Waaahoooo, finally got the fucking linkdump up and working.

Unfortunately all the polls throughout the site have turned into western democracies, in other words, your vote changes nothing, for some reason it isn't registering any new votes or blocking people from voting more than once (Which isn't really a problem cos the votes aren't registering). I expect a call from Mr Bush anytime now asking for this system to be implemented in the next Presidential election, of course I'll have to update it so that the dead can vote Republican and complicate it so old people are unable to understand how it works and fix it so all democrat IP addresses are blocked, God Bless America, amen.

Nightmare Update

Here's all the crap that's on the site.

Ask Milkman

Currently there is nothing on this page, there was something but between me not thinking it was funny anymore and not being able to set up the database when I moved server, I thought fuck it.

Milkman's World

Or you can always just check out some stupid shit in Milkman's World. Come in and See the world through my eyes.

Take a look at some other sites that use the word Milkman in their title for no apparent reason.

Or,

Check out:
My pet hate, adverts.
The religious side of pornstars.
Some of the worlds biggest arseholes.
The war in Iraq.
New Games page.

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Links

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