Milkman Web Sites

You may be wondering what the point of this page really is, is it just a pathetically desperate attempt to pad the site out or is there something here I might find interesting? Keeping with theme of the site, the obvious answers to these questions are:

Pathetic and desperate = Yes
Interesting = No

Now that we're under no illusions, let's crack on.

Let's get the first and most inevitable site out the way. Porn porn porn porn porn, we all love porn. So does this site, Milkman Book. The name suggests a list of middle age womens phone numbers collected whilst doing the rounds. The closest this site comes to that is middle age MILF getting filthy, BRILLIANT!!!

This is probably the most bizarre of all Milkman web sites. This guy is one of those freaks you see on the TV, like the guy with rubber skin who can pull his neck over his face or that guy with spacehopper bollocks. Milkman Mike is a pro at squirting milk out of his eye. That's right, milk out of his eye. Probably the strangest part about it is that he held the world record for distance. That is he "HELD" the world record, past tense, in other words, there is another bloke who does the same thing, not only that but he's better than Mike at it.

The World of the Milkman appears to have a musical attraction to it. There's a milkman song, a band, a music company and two, count 'em, two Canadian radio stations. Here they are,

The Dead Milkman, having read the lyrics however, this song has fuck all to do with milkmen, the fucking frauds.

Milkman Dan, this is a band from Amsterdam, I think. They got a couple of songs on their site that you can listen to, they're not to bad, not really my cup of tea but there you go, I preferred the second tune (Barges at sea) to the first one.

Milkman Productions, a very nice looking site, looks pretty new because there isn't much on it. They like electronic music, which i'm pretty fond of too, there's a few tracks on the home page to listen to, a bit soft for my liking, I prefer it when they make your ears bleed.

Milkman Unlimited and The Milkman are both something to do with a Canadian radio station, I think they are for the same station but I'm not sure and quite frankly I couldn't give a shit.

This site is a bit odd, it's some guy who likes using photoshop and has a blog. I'm sure he's a nice guy but it's all a bit dull if you ask me, Low Fat Milkman.

.....and finally, I can't believe I was surprised when I saw these sites, it's pretty damn obvious really. Grocery sites. Enjoy,

Milkman
The Milkman
Vern The Milkman, sadly not Big Vern out of the Viz.

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