Milkman's World

Welcome to Milkman's World. Prepare yourself for a barrage of adult, ignorant, offensive, stupid, immature and toilet humour with a sprinkling of insanity.

First up let's examine the exotic world of web sites that use the word Milkman in the title. I thought I should make some effort to get this site some traffic, so I had a search for my competitors, with some interesting results. As it turns out, i'm not the weirdest Milkman on the net.

Over the years I must have seen thousands and thousands of adverts on TV and the internet. I think about 99% of them are absolutely shit and extremely insulting to anyone with half a brain. The latest one i've seen is water in a spray can to cool you down, jesus christ, money for old rope or what?

I must say that adverts are probably the worst things on TV, one minute you're watching a masterpiece like The Godfather and then the next thing you've got that fucking annoying crazy frog going 'ring ding ding ding ding, ring ding ding ding ding'. Thank god for the BBC. fucking adverts.

Next we take a more humanitarian look at the world of the sexual entertainer, do pornstars go to hell?

Mankind has created a myriad of total arseholes through the ages. Most of the behaviours of these people can be explained, but there is a special kind of arsehole who's behaviour is unexplainable. These people are known as Cunts.

Whether or not you agree with the war in Iraq or the war on Terrorism, noone can deny that the world is a better place without Saddam Hussein or the Taleban. All we need to do now is get rid of George Bush. Iraq?

Welcome to the Worlds Worst section. Presented to you by Sheriff John Bunnell, find out what you didn't know. (Coming Soon!! when I can think of something to put him in.)

Here's just a collection. of random. stuff I did in Fireworks.

There's some things you should never do, swear in church, skip school, steal and go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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