Adverts

Here's a host of adverts, selling a wide range of goods and services. Please take time to browse through them.

We start with, never before seen, footage of a Conservative election tactic. How successful it was, I don't know. As if we need anymore reasons to Tory.

Ever wandered which shampoo to buy? With so many great shampoo ads with such dazzling descriptions and conclusive proof of their effectiveness, it's hard. Here's my favourite Infinitinium.

Another taxing conundrum many of us have to deal with is, which razor do I use? Obviously the more blades the better, anybody still using a 2 blade razor is obviously some kind of loser who will never get a girlfriend or ever look good. Further still, what colour handle should you choose, I mean they first come out as a regular black handle, then the advanced red handle model comes out and leaves you trailing behind, quite frankly it can be too much to deal with. I've heard on the grape vine that Gillette have broken all boundaries of shaving etiquette, they have announced the release of a 5 blade razor, well fuck me backwards with a barge pole. It's even got an extra blade on the back to do your side burns, personally I thought the sidies were one of the main parts, so I would use the main blades, but that's just me. However, don't get too carried away, such a huge technological advance isn't going to just come about like that, we can expect to see this revolution in shaving in 2006. Anyway, I thought I would make a little advert to commemorate this momentous occasion.

This all begs the question, what's next? Will it be 6 blades? no way!! noone could ever be that insane. Maybe it will be 5 on the front and 2 extra blades on the back for the sidies. It's all complete madness and I'm sure they've got some absolute genius on the case, the anticipation is killing me.

In fact, i'm so impatient i've decided to steal a march on the major shaving giants. Here's my brand new razor, I call it Six of The Best. This is of course just a concept model and due to human and technical limitations, will not be available until 2010.

Next on the agenda of the turmoil and confusion that adverts can cause, is the diet. Now there are so many diets to choose from that it really is very hard to decide which to follow. However, regardless of which diet you choose, you're not going to lose any weight unless you exercise as well. Well that's what I thought, until I came across this diet.

The Ads They Tried to Ban

Here's a public health advertisment, pay attention.

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