Sexy Prayers

I was looking into prayers the other day and I noticed something on one particular website. I noticed how there are prayers for all sorts of things, an Evening Prayer, a Morning Prayer, a Fire Chiefs Prayer and even a Police K-9 unit Prayer. But one group of noble people who entertain many of us for hours on end are the pornstars, yet I could not find a single prayer for them. Filled with horror at the thought of these poor guys going to hell, especially when organisations like the Catholic Church are full of sexual indiscretions forcing children to sit on the Vicars Bishop, I decided to go on my own divine quest for pornstar salvation. During an archeological dig in the heart of Jerusalem I unearthed this fascinating parchment, revealing beyond doubt that the Martyr that is the pornstar will retain their rightful place along side God, Amen.

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